There's probably a joke about Times New Roman (Abramovic) in there somewhere, but I'm too drunk.

“HELP!! I LIVE IN NEW JERSEY, FOR THE LOVE OF GAHHD HELP!!”

What money on this British driver being either a pensioner of part of the London underworld? I think they constitute the majority of Brits that live in Spain...

Yet another factor to distract him from his job of fucking pandas and ensuring the survival of his species.

Why must you panda to fans of cutesy animals?

It’s obviously a good goal, but let’s face it, it’s not that impressive upon reflection. Practically an open goal.... against Angers fucking SCO.... by a player in a team containing some of the world’s best talent.

Yet you still came here to comment.... may I suggest pornography as a better means of spending your time?

That goal had strains of Gazza in it. It’s one of those goals that gets better the more you watch it and the more angles you see it from. It’d be brilliant if he was making it up as he was going along, but it’s clear that he meant every part of that.

As a Liverpool fan myself, this is a bitter pill to swallow. He’s on the plane to France this Summer, for me.

The UK has some seriously strong accents that even we will struggle with. Those in Hot Fuzz are difficult but fuck me, nothing is tougher than hardcore Glaswegian.

I'm not your bud, guy.

Aren’t they also escorting them and being present at the stadium in a public order capacity? People not mobbing buses, trying to attack opponents and otherwise controlling a situation which could develop into riots quite easily. NOT to be a fucking taxi or courier. I can appreciate a cop might offer (gets to feel…

Ol’ Big Prick is even better!!!

Crap version? It’s a vastly superior form of rugby, but then I do very much come from a Rugby League part of the UK....

Maybe Mancini reminds him of a certain type of pork ball commonly sold in the UK?...

I’m guessing that the Italian FA do fuck all. Considering the questionable shit that certain clubs’ ultras get up to, this is pretty low-key.

Overseas MLB.TV user here. If you pay for the package ( a team specific one for example) do you get the ads? I’m Probably the only person this applies to but I’d WANT them. On the free version in the UK, we get the ad break but with a holding screen. I often have a game on in the background, but I hate being regularly…

Hhhmmmmm, I’ve never given it much thought before, but I wouldn’t want to live in a town where its name is a person’s first name. Dave, Alabama? Anthony, Nebraska? No thank you.

A tie? In rugby? Team that collectively have the most teeth wins.

Well, this is a problem that will crop up, especially on an international sports site. I’m English, so when I say “football” I mean soccer, but “football” is what they play in the NFL. You guys in Australia call football soccer (I think), but you also have Aussie Rules football. Add to that the fact that rugby clubs…