Needs an LS swap. 

When pigs fly.

VC money provided by prosthetic manufacturing firms.

Why is the driver above the blades? That has to be the least safe way to do this.

Nissan Puke 

It’s been said that somewhere these 2 vehicles are still feuding to this day...

Please let it be this douche canoe...

“People that take their chosen genre of music way too fucking seriously” is an underrated sub-category of insufferable person.

I am saddend to hear the passing of someone who was obviously dedicated to the sport. I worked as a corner worker for SCCA events when I was in college and despite seeing a few crashes, I never really felt in danger at the tracks.

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Sure! That’s why we’re all naturally resistant to TB, polio, mumps, measles, and hepatitis! What doesn’t kill us makes us stronger. Maybe also blind, deaf, unable to walk again, or into a wheezing patient, but stronger because it didn’t kill us! Down with vaccinations!

This is why the internet should not have been created. 

Solid pile of bullshit right there. If I didn’t know anything about science, I might have been tricked into thinking you did.

Service ticket #4578: Confirmed operation of and effectiveness of cannon.

In Iron Eagle, it was not.  And that is basically a documentary on the F-16.

What, you don’t clean your guns while loaded, chambered, cocked, and the safety off? Phhht. You must hate America...

Does the technician get to affix a little sticker of a fighter jet to the outside of his toolbox now?

Looks like he beached it though