@syrantking: NO MORE FUCKING ANIMATED GIFS!!!

@josh6135: Instead of just flailing around your living room, you will be flailing around your living room with a sex toy.

@vincepavey: This is hillarious. Picard a generic action hero? Hardly.

@amg0D: I own ~20 year old games. Guess what? I never play them. Even if the hardware was available I probably still wouldn't play them. And guess what you can still play original Xbox games, you just can't play them over live.

@dsectric: Sued? They wouldn't get sued for running a commercial for a gay dating service.

@maureliuswolf: Not on CBS, people would think there was a new CSI

@djruden: How would Double Dash not be possible?

@floppylobster: Lies

@For_the_love_of_games: Go buy the XBLA titles then.

@carlmarssilias_returns: No no no. Your quote had the wrong name. It's Vasquez not Vansquize.

@carlmarssilias_returns: Great quote, except for the part where her name is Vasquez.

I'll have to disagree. Bayonetta was just serious enough to keep me interested. If it hadn't taken itself at least a little seriously I wouldn't have cared about the characters. At the same time if it had taken itself a little more seriously then my suspension of disbelief would have been out the window.

@Y-bot: Hah. It might have a mic, but no way will it have internet everywhere without a phone plan. And it definitely won't be $800

@Pious_Augustus: The 360 doesn't have Bluetooth. Looks like you need to do your own research.

@Tre_Green: Because they can't piss off the retailers who carry their hardware.

@Seyasb: Serial numbers were never single use. They just couldn't ne running on more than one PC at a time.

@kinda.loopy88: Yep, Flaming Hearts is in there

@JahB: Louisville for one.

@NightMystic: No kidding. I to make some rough decisions. This makes it much easier.

@senselocke: Meet the Feebles