This is why I’m against so-called “smart” devices that leverage “the cloud” for most of their functionality.

Yeah, was it hacked, or did he just have a few too many martinis?

Or not. It’s hard to tell these days.

As a general rule, most people tend to delete a lot of email without reading it, or just ignore it, only opening emails they care about. If this were a direct marketing campaign, a 3.5% success rate would be fairly good.

I can understand the slippery slope argument, but why would folks with smart doorbells have any specific reason not to turn footage over to police in cases of investigations that protect the security of their neighborhood? For example, a lot of folks share their clips on Nextdoor to help identify package thieves in…

I recently did a little bit of that!

if it were his private twitter that he used only for social purposes, then yeah.

This jerkoff is a shit stain on the underpants of U.S. history.

I got a call yesterday from someone who wanted to refund me part of the “$299 I had been charged for repairs to my Microsoft computer”. I have a Mac. He was pretty persistent about it, and I can see how some people would give a checking account number so he could “wire transfer” the partial refund.

Wait...you mean that cute Army Man whose other friends have names written in characters I can’t read and whose timeline is only 2 days old, who I met when he sent me that Friend Request out of the blue, is not really my boyfriend?  He’s not really an Army Man? He’s not even a man?  But he says he loves me! lol

Is it like in the DNA of Nigerians to reach out and scam someone? Goddamn 419 scam is like 40 years old and still 1) People fall for it and 2) Invariably there’s at least one Nigerian involved.

“Adolf Hitler who employed thousands building the autobahns and building up the forces of the Wehrmacht”.

How in the fuck do people still get caught up in this crap? Fine, you’re elderly, but lack common sense, I get it. I seriously recall this shit popping up when I was first birthed in the Internet late 90's and even then my reaction was:
‘Are you fucking kidding me?’.
‘Wait, this is a joke right?’
‘Well, I guess it…

Chukwudi Christogunus Igbokwe... Prince Chukwudi Christogunus Igbokwe?

Yeah, good thing they have food on their plates. Oh shit... What’s that? The insect populations are dying off? Birds, etc? And insects pollinate the plants that MAKE the food? OH SHIT!  What’s that you say?  The oceans temperature is killing off all the fish that we put on our plates?  Oh SHIT!   What’s what?  50K…

He did not provide jobs for anyone. Rich people and corporations don’t “create” jobs, demand for worker productivity is what creates jobs (if there’s demand for a product and a given corporation doesn’t hire people to make that product another corporation will; they don’t get to take credit for that).

TLDR up here because I know that will be your only first fucking go to: Yea he died, I hope his goddamn brother kicks off shortly too. The assholes are straight up evil and no amount of softsoaping them will ever erase what they and their fucking father did to harm the country and the world with their outright Ayn…

I mean so did Hitler, and Stalin, and many others. 

He has also doomed billions to a rising climate that will lead to hundreds of millions of deaths, displaced refugees, and other strife for generations to come. But, I guess he did create a few thousand low paying jobs and funded cancer research after he was diagnosed with cancer. Totally outweighs how he helped doom…