Didn’t say it was, did say that just saying “coup” a lot in relation to opposition to Maduro isn’t a fair reading of the situation.

Both of these things can be true: that we bear responsibility and that Maduro is a piece of shit. 

“They were reportedly in the process of interviewing Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro when Maduro had them detained because “he didn’t like the questions,” Univision said. They have since been released.”

But ya know, none of this would be happening if it wasn’t for America. We made Maduro do this. He’s just so desperate to help his starving people that he’s taking extreme action in order to feed and provide for them.

Wow that Maduro is one bad hombre. Good thing we have champions of democracy like Donald Trump and Elliott Abrams ready to help the Venezuelan people. I can promise the people of Venezuela we will do for their country exactly what we did for the Iraqi and Afghan people. Oh yeah any of you Russian trolls that want to…

Whoever asks Belichick about this first gets an award.

Thats fishy AF. Like, how are all these super-wealthy dudes who live far away all going to the same shitty suburban strip mall tugjoint that juuust so happens to be balls deep in human trafficking.

That’s why the scandal is being called “Ejacugate.”

I have sooooooo many questions:

Money buys happy endings. 

The Best! The Best (Handjob) a Man Can Get!

That’s...a weird way of putting it.  Is he being arrested for human trafficking, or soliciting prostitution?  Also strange that the police are announcing they’re arresting somebody ahead of time; generally they just find you and arrest you.

But only after seeing the video evidence.

charges tossed

The Patriots always get pantsed in Florida.

I’m not happy about Netflix raising prices either but damn

As long as we’re declaring national emergencies...

I’m sure the wall would have prevented this.

At the very least, they should split a McNugget Lady and the Tramp-style.

You’re laboring under the delusion that the other partner in this tango of two has ever kissed someone or even knows how to.