he should have settled for doitforstate.org

(... checks URL to see if on The Onion... nope. Hunh??)

What made Bourdain so special is that you don’t even need to fucking pick his life apart to figure out his “motives” or what was happening, because he had already laid it all out. He held absolutely nothing back, especially when it came to his demons. That’s why he’ll be so missed. The fact that his loved ones are…

SEO.

Here’s a screenshot of the iOS 12 developer beta on my iPhone X in sleep mode:

Based on this article, I conclude you have absolutely no idea how government contracting works.

OMG, the government is leveraging multiple firms to work on a contract? This sounds like quite a scoop beyond the fact that all of this is common practice. Do you not understand how contracting with the government works? Google, IBM, and Microsoft would fire the majority of their staff before they stopped contracting…

Preach!

That GIF just sucked all of the soul out of my body. The person typing is clearly so much a sociopath that they need a robot to help them say “Hi, I hope you are doing well”. What fucking terrible dystopia does Google think the rest of the world lived? And who sends an invite to a taco dinner in an email? That shit is…