I would absolutely watch a Wide World of Sports that was just Darren Rovell attempting basic motor skills.

He literally turns into a 95 year old man the second he gets in a defensive stance.

I like the NBA having a team in New Orleans. It’s a great city and I think it could grow into being a really good fanbase. The problem is that they haven’t had a team worth rooting for.

Didn’t realize Grayson Allen had a younger brother.

What a thug.

1) I definitely panic about Curry’s ankles but the one last night looked like a regular injure (though the foul was egregious).

I want him to join the parade of aging QBs who have dropped into Minnesota for one last, failed title run.

I remember when they asked Myron Rolle how it felt to quit on his Florida State teammates because he graduated in three years, and then had the nerve to spend a year at Oxford on a Rhodes scholarship.

If somebody says they are telling you “what nobody else is telling you,” you should probably stop listening.

Mostly because #1 is not a yes or no question!

There are few universal truths. Fire is hot. Water is wet. Will Cain is an idiot.

Well, it’s obvious. He will never be able to grab anyone by the jersey with his left hand out of desperation. He will miss the odd makeable interception because he’s only got one set of fingertips. Nobody plays with a cast or club as a preference because it is literally limiting.

Some smart GM is going to get the steal of the draft with this kid because everyone else will be too busy tripping over the fact that he is missing a hand and he’ll still be sitting there in the 3rd round. I know my team, The Giants, will never touch him, because they are so risk adverse in the draft it’s pathetic.

Great game but as most people say one game doesn’t make a season. There are takeaways from games. Boston is definitely a contender in the East and has a deep, balanced team. Both teams were rested so fatigue or injury wasn’t really a factor (only missing contributor was Ryan Anderson). Houston is versatile, took…

I think I speak for everyone when I say fuck your friend.

It wasn’t traveling. It was a basketball move to complete the catch.

As much as I want to Rockets to fail, (I have a friend from Houston who until this season as always been very anti-basketball and has suddenly “been a Rockets fan since the days of Akeem” so I pretty much have to cheer against them) I would love to see this as the finals match up.

I don’t give a fuck what Elway says I want this motherfucker on the Broncos.

What the fuck is this? That video shows him standing still, dribbling while standing still, and not jump-shooting. That video shows shit a fucking 60 year-old could do. I’m happy he’s able to stand upright and throw a ball near the hoop.

Good. No need to rush him back.