I’m sick of all of these motherfuckers.  Happy Monday, have a blessed week.

“A Shell spokesman told the newspaper that the situation was treated like a ‘paid training day’ for those who attended.”

I contacted Netflix and they said it was fine to share a two screen account with another party. Me and my friend have been “sharing” the account for three years now. If tomorrow Netflix said “You have to be at the same IP address i.e. same household” we’d cancel. Disney thinks me sharing an account is a lost sale but…

“and No One Knows Why”

I think I just threw up in my mouth...

I’ve never seen a 3rd party fare that would have saved me more than $10-20 from buying directly from the airline.

Roughly half of Hong Kongers speak English. It was a British colony until 1997.

Nothing is richer than Trump telling anyone to go get more exercise. 

Have you heard the phrase “leader of the free world”? The opinion of the U.S. president, whoever he is, matters a great deal in cases like these.

Andrew Yang taking jabs at the POTUS’s weight and physical fitness = Bad.

Andrew Yang can fat shame that Trump of Lard seven days a week and twice on Sundays AFAIC. I say this as a chubby guy 

Susan B. Anthony is turning in her grave... in order to get away from the gropey Katy Perry.

Can we all take a minute to acknowledge trailblazer Katy Perry for bisexualizing sexual harrassment? Another civil rights milestone!

“i kissed a girl, she disliked it” probably wouldn’t have been as big a hit

I don’t think anyone was thinking “wow, X performer is rolling in money, it’s ok to steal”...I think people think “why should I pay for this, there are a million avenues I can get off for nothing”...the bottom line is that digital distribution has both made and destroyed porn as a lucrative enterprise for all but a…

I get asked is how much did I charge for <blank> service. People want to know your “worth” so they can decide where you belong.

Has Ben Shapiro ever considered just not being an asshole?

Counterpoint: from all accounts, the nickname seems to seriously piss him off, and I enjoy that very much, so I suggest that everyone continue using it. Thank you. 

I didn’t miss this! I actually pointed it out to a friend in the theater. My friend didn’t see it. I actually have no clue how, since this video underscores just how far back he is. I was just, for some reason, looking at the right spot at the right time?

I’d rather not have crackheads preparing my food. Recovered is fine. Recovering means still basically using.