HOAs are their own special circle of hell.

Removed of that particular detail, though, this story offers yet further proof that an awful lot of Americans (not all, as not all are either opportunistic hypocrites nor do all necessarily like American soldiers) are willing to scream “RESPECT OUR TROOPS” when it is…

Office is such a strange product. Like most people I use a tiny miniscule fraction of what it can do and if they hadn’t (like assholes) swapped from .doc to .docx a few years ago, I’d still be using a version even older than the one I use now...if they went to like .docz I think I’d honestly just swap to google docs.…

Loot Crate just charged my credit card last week and still owes me 3 boxes knowing this was coming. 

I think we’re running out of lifehacks.

Or maybe the wealthy professional football team he plays for could figure out a way to get its hands on one for him.

Youtube is invaluable for this. Lots of people vlog these days and so it’s very easy to pick an attraction and just skim through a few vids to see what the crowds are like.

Yes, yes, yes. Nobody is digging through your nasty garbage in 2019 looking for an expired credit card. If cutting it up makes you feel better, go for it! But if someone is going through your kitchen trash looking for ways to steal your identity, then you’ve got some bigger issues my friend.  

Gosh, it’s almost like when the leader of your party spends all of his time openly attacking and degrading Latinos, as the rest of the party hierarchy sit back and gives their tacit approval, Latino voters might be more motivated to vote for the opposition and put a state with a high Latino population like Texas at…

There was a time in my life when Bush was in office and, deeply naive, I thought I would never be more embarrassed by a president. So it strains my imagination to think about who the Republicans will put in office in 2032.

Economics. China has cheap/skilled labor, lax environmental laws and lots of rare earth metals. South Africa had nothing that couldn’t be sourced elsewhere. 

I really hate how this meter never seems to move.

Quite to the contrary - an older model plane that has been tried and tested, that mechanics are familiar with and pilots trust, is much safer than a plane that behaves unpredictably and is unfamiliar to those operating it. 

I mean, it probably is. How many crashes are associated with the -200s that are caused by the plane itself in the past 20 years? Vs the MAX’s?

Every day I grow closer to being a conspiracy theorist. 

How very convenient...

I tell this story to illustrate how boring my father was.

They are cool with paying $60 every year for glorified roster updates, but this is what gets them angry... They aren’t very bright are they?

I'm sending you thoughts and prayers, you sad little cum-filled tube sock.

Things we need government oversight on: People commenting on the internet.

Things we don’t need government oversight on: People purchasing guns specifically designed to kill as many people as possible as quickly as possible.

Fucking way to fucking go.

If you’re mad about this you are a garbage human being. Especially in a game already loaded with product placement and egregious microtransactions.