Or a rip-roaring comedy if you’re in Austin.

Maybe now he’ll be able to refurbish that can.

Look for China to add more top tier Latin players as the value of the Juan increases.

You are correct, that is a really stupid theory.

i mean, you just described every league... spain is the strongest with 3-4 really really good teams but everywhere else is the same. if you think there’s a giant difference between fiorentina and bordeaux and watford and schalke we not watching the same games

Germany has the second highest UEFA Coefficient. The Bundesliga isn’t “relatively weak.” It’s one of the very best leagues in the world.

The last time something involving a USMNT player was in Green’s hands, we drew with England!

Of course Billy doesn’t fucking understand

No he doesn’t!!

Whether Stuttgart are back and performing well in the Bundesliga in a year or two, and whether the goals of Green are a key part in getting them there, is now a matter to a large extent in Green’s own hands.

“win”

In Cleveland you have to be the first to find and administer a life-saving shot of adrenaline directly to the heart of an overdosed Brownie the Elf somewhere in the Flats to win tickets.

Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

Haven’t seen someone spend this much time running around Philadelphia with inevitable disappointment on the horizon since Hillary Clinton.

You must have Houston confused with another southern city.

“moderators”

I’ve had the same question at Home Depot.

What a game. Neither defense could keep the opposing offense out of the red zone.

Not too busy, but just didn’t want to:

The Reebok UFC uniforms suck