Yeah those Vicodin they hand out like candy on Halloween sure do help!

Sounds like they weren’t bluffing then

Good thing the super earthquake is going to take out the city before then!

If the GK wanted to be that far over on his line then he should’ve had a five man wall which unsurprisingly would’ve resulted in the FK getting blocked. This was more on shitty man management and positioning by the Mexi Goalie than a nice shot by Jamaica.

Most Wacoans hate Fixer Upper for the gentrification. They are also afraid that when these fuckers sell their homes the property taxes in the area will blow up and screw over the original people who lived there their entire lives because some WASP family doesn’t like “real Waco” and thinks every bump in the night is…

I thought the title said urinate instead of unretire.

It’s cause it is on the wrong side of DC. If it was in NOVA the narriative would be different.

Deadspin needs to stick to replying to tweets from famous people with curse words and making dick jokes. Actual sports insight outside of their big 3 or so writers is poor. I actually click on them usually to see how bad the take is.

Aren’t the winter Olympics coming up soon? You’ll get your fix then.

When do they play the Nats again? Hunter is going to have some more pent up aggression to take out.

You’re right we need to find someone better than Yeldin. We should play Yedlin instead. They focused on his flank the entire second half because Nipple wasn’t going back and helping as much. He shut them down. You know nothing if you think we need to replace Yedlin.

Fuck. I thought they got rid of his ass covering this sport and replaced him with competent people.

So is this what they’ve been rioting about over there?

I couldn’t watch NBA Countdown while he was on it and the Jalen and Jacoby podcast was great while under Grantland but I learned really quick to skip their podcasts whenever Simmons was on. He always struck me as the “Look at me! Look at me!” person who wanted to add his 2¢ to everything even if it contributed…

Or because they were pushed into other sports.

That’s approximately how many times I strike out each night at the bar.

Pittsburgh is going to hire this guy to help them beat Nashville.

Univision media at its finest. This isn’t their first language, cut them some slack.

Trump doesn’t need to build a wall. He already has one kicking ass and taking names in D.C.

Damn, you must have 8 balls to make a comment like this.