I know a lot of people don’t like Bradley Cooper but SLP is great. There’s a scene with DeNiro that is amazing and one where Bradley’s character is having a breakdown and it will rip your heart out.

How many times do we have to tell you that LSD and the internet don’t mix? Just go listen to Pink Floyd at the planetarium like normal people, jeez.

MARK I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THAT THE LADY THEY BURIED WAS SOMEHOW ALIVE UNDERGROUND FOR FORTY FUCKING YEARS

“Because of your distinguished career, you’re going to wind up looking silly if you keep going on like this.”

You’d better be.

-Babysitting experience STRONGLY PREFERRED

Thank you for not posting the video. I saw they had a link to it on the Gawker article and felt like it was kind of fucked up. I can’t imagine many people want a video of their sexual assault released to the public.

Hasn’t it been confirmed this was consensual?

I’m really curious to find out why the gawker site has kept the graphic screenshots of this on their website all day, and people have been complaining about it all day without any response from Gawker staff, while Jezebel does (what I personally feel is the) correct thing and chooses not to post the pictures at all.…

Thank you again for your contributions Mr. fighting polish. Your support is valuable in these times where Bloggers seek to discriminate against GestatingFetuses.

thank u for recognizing

Fighting Polish is a fine American and I have repeatedly thanked him for his endorsement.

Some have suggested that a gestating fetus would be a perfect candidate for Speaker of the House; that is a bad suggestion on account of the fact that it would mandate an additional woman/fetal incubator to be present in House meetings, which, nah

I know I commented basically the same thing over on the other McCarthy article, but the extramarital affair McCarthy is accused of having is with Ellmers, our local Representative for Harnett County, N.C. and I work at the only newspaper that covers Harnett County and maaaaaan is it a good time to be a reporter in a…

I must strongly disagree with Erin Gloria Ryan. The freshest the House Republicans could get is a GestatingFetus. My candidacy reflects the growing consensus among values-oriented voters that all Fetuses are worthy of life and political office.

What do you say about the rumor that there’s a sonogram out there of you sucking your thumb and so you’re probably totes gay?

yea it is, dude.