I can’t wait to see how old white guys ruin this.

The Saints secondary has been doing this for years.

Ballers has titties, Any Given Wednesday only has boobs

I mean, look at this...

(I walk on stage at a press conference after another long day at the office)

“Oh, I didn’t see you there while I was doing all these pushups”

Albert, as a fellow Wizards fan, I’m sure you will agree with me that last night was fun to watch. I mean, it’s the first game of the year and once they started to trail in the 4th, their defense already was looking like a late March game with no playoff implications! We are truly blessed by the Scott Brooks era.

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

Uh oh. The last time a Green got competitive in Germany, Harms came to the European Free Alliance.

More like Andrew Bigot, amirite???

Brock Osweiler is 6'7". His arm length, according to his combine stats, is 33.875". If—on every passing play called—he had taken the snap, extended his arms straight up with the ball in his hands, and fallen forward, he would have gained the same amount of yardage.

Seven starts last year:

72 million.

+1 Threaux up.

The lake really is very salty, I don’t understand the confusion here.

is that what the kids call it now? Cleaning the skillet?

Not surprising that we would see such calculated bomb dropping from a Macnamara.