So on the one hand, the Wizards suck. But, on the other hand, it’s pathetic for the fans to want to get better by signing a great player? I’m not following. The playoffs in 2015 had awesome crowds so it seems like you and other people want to shit on DC for some unknown reason, even if it’s illogical.

You seem angry.

Um, no, I was at the game in DC last season (which OKC won by 30) and the fans booed Durant. Anyone who followed this closely knew that Durant did not want to come home and deal with all the issues involved in coming home. There was never anything to this.

Case Keenum?

they can’t get the best people

You are super into this weirdness point.

I was with you until “[w]hich, of course, turns into shitty basketball more times than not,” because no. They went 73-9 and were tied with like 2 minutes left in Game 7 of the NBA finals. Let’s re-calibrate our takes a bit.

I’m not a Liverpool fan, so I am going to say that the comeback in Istanbul probably made me the happiest. Literally one of the best things I’ve ever seen in sports.

“if that were Gloria, LeBron’s mother, what would we be saying?”

I mean I hear you, but it’s a tired-late-90s-old-person’s argument to say that nobody plays D in the regular season. People went after the Warriors every game because for every team it was the biggest night of the year. I think things tighten up in the playoffs and the Cavs have played great the last two games, but…

I was more concerned with how terrible Landon Donovan was. All his comments were homer, and he was outrageously over the top on weird issues. Like there was one play where someone tracked back and won the ball, and he was like “THAT PLAY WILL WIN YOU A TOURNAMENT.” And it was like, yeah, no.

It’s not just the early shots. It’s that they have been careless with the ball, even if it did not result in turnover. Weird passes, not crisp at all in half court offense, poor movement, etc. It’s frustrating because when they are on it they are transcendent, but even Warriors fans have to admit that they have not…

My poor decision making and excessive drinking hurt someone that night and I wish I could just take it all back.

“Them Vietcong” killed 58,000 of his fellow Americans — black and white, young and old, rich and poor — while Ali was helping give them a reason to fight on.

I don’t want serial killers back.

No.

Pretzels. For some reason I get hiccups every time I eat pretzels. I cannot believe that BIG PRETZEL has kept this connection out of the scientific research for so long.

You seem blissfully unaware of Delly’s ball-attacking skills. And I’m referring to man balls.

I will remember it, so no.

The sorry-ass ManU players on this team come off like a bunch of bitches. My coach was “weird.” He criticized me too much in front of people. We were not “watchable” — whatever the hell that means. Grow the hell up and act like professionals.