One could also argue that by maintaining the same failed policies for over 50 years we are also “condoning” the regime, but why let rational thought stop a good diatribe, eh.

Mmmm, society mix-in.

because CBS and the NCAA have Gawker has a vested financial interests in forcing you to sit on your ass through two hours pages of commercials to see the outrage about the completed bracket.

“R” “G” & “THREE” are also three other sounds you could make

That S.I. Warriors article appeared to be comprised of 30 different two-sentence beginnings to an article, the body of which he never finished. I could not even finish it.

“All the Latin players have the same beliefs and therefore will have the same reaction to a particular person or event.”

I kept waiting for you to get the end of this take and be like “DVR, oh yeah, DUH” but it never happened. Seriously, though. DVR, DUH?

The other day I went down a YouTube rabbithole trying to find a song to pair with a video to make a meme (don’t ask), and ended up watching Diego Maradona highlights for an hour.

It’s somewhat of a miracle that an NFL player hasn’t died from a hit on the field.

This could be a really fun mad-libs.

The Wizards are coming off a playoff run and fighting for the 8th playoff spot and are 7-3 in their last 10. But you probably don’t follow the NBA and were just trying to be funny.

Weekend morning hash with potatoes and some form of sausage or other meat and a fried egg on top is freaking delicious and you are stupid.

One guy is classy on and off the field (sure the Budweiser thing is annoying and a bit shameless; I can agree with that), win or lose. The other is an absolute clown on the field (personality wise, not play) and pouts like a baby when things don’t go his way.

[Edited out my own hot take]

What the hell. Is there some statistic on what percentage of the NFL has been charged with domestic violence versus the population at large?

This is incredibly thoughtful and well put. Kudos, anonymous football fan.

Again, I’m not saying I’m a fan, but he is beloved in Indy for his contributions to the community which, I’m sorry, are not at all comparable to Greg Hardy showing up for an hour somewhere. This does not excuse cheating. I’m simply trying to offer an explanation as to why he appears to be treated differently.

To be fair, it’s also because Peyton has done some pretty great things for the community, not least of which is the Peyton Manning Children’s Hospital in Indy. I’m not a fan, but let’s give credit where it’s due.

Or, as you said, “cutting back” on alcohol. I love a glass of wine at night, but it makes it that much harder to get up at 5:30 to go to the gym the next morning.

Wow, I am just shocked - SHOCKED - by a college-age male having bragged about sex. And now he’s MARRIED??? This is just too much. What additional arrows exist in Deadspin’s journalistic quiver?