There is no such thing as “long Covid”

There’s absolutely a reason why employers see they/thems as almost certain HR nightmares.

Who could have possibly imagined that a privileged boy raised by the internet would grow up to look like that

He’s absolutely right.

I was sold the minute I saw Bill Burr as JFK.

(It is)

Still a bad sign. The AV Club was recently sold, and every time that happens the site gets progressively worse and closer to death.

Pretty much says everything about the modern AV Club that you need to know.

George Floyd was a violent crackhead who died due to the amount of Fentanyl in his system.

This is quite literally what happens when you hire based on identity rather than ability.

You know who would absolutely demolish Trump? A Democrat who was brave enough to say that maybe unregulated immigration has some serious downsides, that biological men shouldn’t participate in women’s sports, that every single American institution is not irredeemably racist. You know, the things that we all think but…

Wait, we’re capitalizing “Deaf” now?

I’m honestly not one to say “what a bunch of snowflakes” but holy shit, we as a society really need to sack the fuck up.

She didn’t even bother to record the audio version herself

Am I the only one who’s shocked that Jezebel was shuttered before the AV Club?

I can’t possibly imagine being the sort of outrage-addicted simpleton that would waste a second of energy being upset about this.

Another thousand words worth of hot steamy poop from the modern AV Club.

All they care about are clicks, which means keeping the Scorcese vs. Marvel thing (among many other outrages of the week) going as hard as they can.

Honestly, after BlackKklansman, he’s the last person I would listen to for epilogue advice.

You can always tell when the Modern AV Club is doing Stealth Sponsored Content.