I had this one time. It sucks. Antiobiotics can make a...

Putting real effort into Lanesplitter was a pet project of mine from the beginning, but I realized quickly it would only work if we had the right person at the helm. Sean has 1000 percent been that person and he’s worked his ass off to exceed our wildest expectations. He’s single-handedly turned this from an…

Centripetal, actually.

Change the law so that you can get a motorcycle license at 14, but can’t get a car license until you are 18, or even 21.

Pretty sure the trains weren’t either. That’s how jokes work.

Is the Smoke Black? -> YES -> Is it a Diesel -> YES -> DO YOU HAVE TUNE, BRO -> YESS!! -> NORMAL PLZ ROLL COAL, THX!!

Just don't ever cross her.

I hate the fucking Eagles, man.

What, you do not like ze mint? It is only wafer thin?

Wait... you called the Stupid one Awesome and the Awesome one Stupid...
Meh... "it art!"