Also, no step on snek. Texas has two plates that threaten violence.

He’s gone on to clarify that he didn’t know EVH had just passed away when this went down. Imagine how surprised he was by everyone’s responses before he found out.

What a lovely story, your dad sounds like a cool guy, and it’s awesome you two got to share this! It brought a tear of joy to my eye. It was small though, and also, I’m real macho, so like don’t make fun of me.

Is the five-letter cheese in reference to a popular brand name of pasteurized prepared cheese product? Because if so, you’d need to refer to it as the five letter pasteurized prepared cheese product, because government.
  

Anyone ever heard of Subaru Ambassadors?  Kind of sounds similar.

This’ll blow your mind. It’s Giubo, and pronounced JIU-bo. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giubo

In 2013, my wife and I did France and Spain over about about three weeks. Our only plans were the AirBnb at our starting point (Paris) and our eventual destination (Barcelona). We intended to drive from Nice to Barcelona, and took the train down after several days in the City of Light. I pop into the Eurocar office at…

Here’s the correct answer. You’re getting the stuff free. If you didn’t really want it, then tip ON the value. If it’s free drinks, and you’d have ordered them anyway, then tip THE value. Look at it this way, you’re saving the 20% you’d’ve tipped ON it, so hit ‘em up with a sweet tip, and still save the 20%. You’ll…

http://www.myaudittsucks.com/ It’s old, you have to use Flash, but in the day, I really enjoyed this guy’s special kind of rage.

Well done Jason! Great writing, and a great topic, indeed. See you at Dallas Bike Night soon.

Crack Pipe. It’s an Alfa, you’ll spend the same amount keeping it on the road every year, some years more. Als0, it’s giubo, not guibo. D0 y’all do that on purpose to make me cry? Rant over. 

My only complaint was when I rented a Renault Clio in Nice, France in 2013 and wasn’t aware it was so equipped. I made it to a nice tight uphill stop sign when start / stop and hill climb assist kicked in at the same time unexpectedly. Damn near rolled backwards into a Ferrari getting the the former startled me into…

Failed to hit the reserve gas lever in time in my ‘59 Beetle on the East-bound lane of IH-635 in Dallas, made it over the three lanes to the outside shoulder. Cranked the starter in an attempt to get the fuel to the fire, but wound up with dim headlights and three buddies in the car (a full house, but not the most…

Five.BRO!

I’ll buy that. Cool story, bro.

My buddy Grant’s Italy to Paris rally car.

Careful. It may used to be that way, but after allowing my endorsement to lapse, I had to retake the course and the test. According to the DPS website: “Can I cross an intersection on a red light if my bike doesn’t trigger the signal to change?

My ‘71 VW Bus would honk every time I took a 90-degree left turn, folks gave me strange, and or go-to-hell looks, a lot!

Unfortunate, especially since this joint is right across the street from...

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