Look, just because she used to go out with Manti Te’o it doesn’t mean she’s not real.

Not just pandering. It’s a clear threat that he would act on in a heartbeat if he had any support. 

Scott likes to present himself as the “moderate” and “positive” alternative; but then he says something like this and reveals that he’s just like all the other robber barons in the GOP. 

The Battle of Blair Mountain is such a wild and important story, it should really be taught in schools more. I didn’t learn about it until I was in college and took a history class specifically about Appalachia. The detail I remember most vividly is that afterwards, a bunch of miners were charged with murder for…

My now-former boss bought a fully maxed-out Gladiator at the top of the market, and the dealer was more than happy to let him finance an additional $5K in accessories. I’m guessing the out the door price was well north of $60K.

Around here in Minnesota, dealers still think it’s 2019. Not much in the way of discounts around these parts...

EDIT:  Holy hell, my closest Jeep dealer is actually asking for a market premium OVER MSRP.   Yokels. 

also, “(your local dealer) is eager to buy your (insert vehicle here) because trade in values have never been higher and they need to replenish their used car stock”

My girlfriend is real! She just can’t visit...because she lives in Canada!

If he identifies as having a girlfriend, does that count? 

Cut poor old Tim Scott some slack, he’s really going through a rough time with people asking him about his imaginary girlfriend on the campaign trail. 

This dude is a freaking asshole. Yet another person who should never be allowed to work for the public good, because they just don’t understand what that IS.

It shocks me the number of people who are (or at least act) utterly ignorant of Labor History. Crossing a picket line got you injured. There was violence. People died. Senator Scott is more than welcome to repeal the NLRA if he thinks he can, but it’s the law of the land, which I believe he took an oath to uphold.…

Someone pumping our gas < Paying $20k+ a year in property taxes

No because the only person pumping your cass is the paid attendant, so you won’t have scammers walking up to old ladys pumping their own gas to try to pull this trick.

The downside is that you have to live in New Jersey.

This stuff has long been going on in center city philadelphia (e.g. the last time I tried to go to the Sunoco Station at 46th and Walnut I counted 5 ‘helpers’ lying in wait) .  It’s just spreading to the suburbs now.

“They’re aggressive to the point that police say they refuse people who turn them down for help.”

Butt New Jersey.

Sometimes it’s good to live in NJ where we don’t have to pump our own gas. 

I think you missed the joke