Gazoo Toyota, Gazoo the Supra, Gazoo the 4 cylinder engine and Gazoo the Gazoo*ing Gazoos that won’t show us the Gazoo*ing car already. Gazoo!

Isn’t a 4-cyl Supra a Celica?

I’m actually a licensed adjuster...and I can tell you that will clients like this in scenarios like this...we just total it.

Hold on, which Dumb Shit are we referring to?

It also has a lot to do with the driver.

0-60 times remain a pissing contest among manufacturers, consumers, and Stans so the automotive media industry is only happy to facilitate and transmit these figures. Sure sometimes they tell you that they did a 5k clutch dump, looking at you C&D, to get some unattainable times and other times they just let the lies…

Fun fact: The police point to the wallet pocket on those teddy bears when asking Mercedes owners ‘is this where the service department cashier touched you?’

I would help decide if there were a some method to, you know, tally my decision.  

CP for a few reasons. First, it’s the ugliest MB in living memory. Second, all that crap stuck to the car means the owner has clearly made many, many other bad decisions with this car. Third, it’s an aging modern German car. Fourth, that goddamn teddy bear.

I agree.  My boss just let me start doing my construction job from home.  It's called unemployment 

You’re 95% there. Everything is correct except the suburban part. They put 15000 miles a year on their 1500 Silverado and 20,000 on their WIFE’S suburban.

I bought a Miata from this guy in 2009. You’d have thought it was a Ferrari the way he pampered it. Better for me.

Kind of hard to add miles to a Mustang, when it is impounded by the police for multiple homicide.

As a potential future third owner of a lightly-used low mileage exotic sports car I ask that you not propagate this idea.

Nope.

I dunno; at $14k I’d expect a little wiggle room...it’s possible somebody wants to know if the price is negotiable.  If it’s not, just say that you’re not interested; OP didn’t really need to give the prospective buyer a lecture on how to find a used car.  Just say it’s a fixed price and move on.

The worst is the sob stories about how they need this specific car, but can only afford 2/3 of the asking. Go find another damn car.

I dunno... might just be fun to agree to the $12,500 price and show up with a bus load of female Chinese martial artists and ask the dude if he still wants that massage.

Meh, I get pretty tempted to send texts/emails every time someone lists their car as a manual and it isn’t. (Although not this kind of hate mail)

2/10. Would not troll again.