“a few hours’ work”

American Express already made one. It is the Centurian card.

I won’t ask who hurt you but obviously it was someone named Crystal.

Bullshit! When we tested that DB11 I was super sad it had this dumb ordinary plastic fob! I want my expensive crystal, and you’re waging class warfare against me if you feel otherwise!

Pass on the shade if it is provided by mulberry trees....you get the double combo of purple juice and purple bird shit.

Not in Texas. Not with grackles.

Eh, give ‘em another 40 or so years.

How did you read this as an attack on your political beliefs unless you were actively seeking offense?  He just is implying that the world is uptight, and like Pavlov’s dog you show up salivating and looking for a fight.

Remember when Jalopnik was a fun, upbeat, enthusiast site where you came just to revel in cool car stuff?

Meanwhile, in a multiverse...

Where are you located?

PLAID SHIFT KNOB ALL THE THINGS!

Anals of de Muro... worst porn parody ever.

Oh FUDGE! I want it, I love the look (and I don’t even especially like anything yellow other than bananas), the price is maybe insane, but damnit I deserve something this sweet in my garage and responding to my size 10s when I push the GO pedal!

Wow, that is badass. You need to speak to some company that specializes in shifters, perhaps MGW?

Not too complicated. Shift knob on a C6 and C7 just uses one screw at the base. Took it off, and 3/4" OD aluminum tube slides on perfectly. Used a tubing bender to get the right bend and secured it with the screw. The 3 peg thing started out as all wood, but I needed something more robust, so I had it 3D printed and…

Raptor. Shift into drive (yeah, reach over), stomp and steer. Override the auto trans with ‘manual’ downshifts via the paddles on the left side of the steering wheel. One suck is that the voice-command button is on the right, but on the street one could grasp the right wheel spoke and steer whilst operating those…

Manual is possible.

Anyone who doesn’t suggest a Porsche hates the disabled

That’s the thing, he is not asking his mods to add value. This is market value for a 370z Nismo with that mileage.