Holy shit, that’s crazy that a cop stopped. Seriously, fuck being white. In college, I went to an O.A.R. concert (bad decision, I know) and was smoking weed with my roommate when a cop came over; he told me I needed to throw away the joint I had in my hand. At least he could have let me finish..

Tell me about it. I’m a white male in my mid-thirties and, just a few weeks ago, I had a little bit to drink, went for a drive around midnight (bad decision, I know), and hit another car while changing lanes. We weren’t going fast and damage was minimal, but while we were pulled over and I was talking the other driver…

Excuse me? My struggles deserve to be recognized. Every day I have to commute into the city because I want to have white neighbors and only upper class (not just upper-middle class) workers can afford to live in a truly exclusive part of town. That commute takes 15 minutes. FIFTEEN. One day of appreciation would be…

“My husband can’t throw these people under the bus and catch them at the same time!”

Brady: [tosses these idiots under the bus]
These Idiots: [quickly deflate the tires]

Imagine if Michael Jordan was still on the Bulls with D-Rose!

As a fan of the classics I much prefer the original douchebag manual:

Police departments across the land should use that instead of “To Protect and Serve.”

“Aggressively white” is definitely a phrase I am glad to have in my life now.

Except Thibs is still playing his starters. Luckily none of them are prone to season-ending injuries in the playoffs or anything like that.

Or maybe a Ford F-150 or Chevy Silverado. Owning a big, tough, cushy, gas-guzzling pickup truck is about as American as it gets.

Why do white people insist on destroying their own neighborhoods?

......who would most likely be subjected to worse acts of abuse than we could ever imagine if he snitched or went against the grain of his fellow officer(s). You know DAMN WELL, if this wasn't on camera, this police department would have pulled a "well, we're innocent" act. Give me a break.

"minorities are being killed by the very men and women sworn to protect and to serve them."

it's impossible to understate how poorly this stuff reflects on the US to outsiders. a while ago I had someone from Kenya ask me about all the cop shootings going on back home, saying how horrible it is. you know things are bad when someone from Kenya shows you sympathy for shit happening in your home country.

And stop making them so damn quiet. I WANT TURBO NOISES, I HAVE THE MENTAL AGE OF A 12 YEAR OLD AND I WANT TURBO NOISES!!

I don't know why anyone would be obligated to do anything in the bedroom. Penises of the world, no one owes you a blow job, no matter how swell you think you are.

Same here. If you know that's the price of admission, why is everyone complaining? Just don't date her if you want a blowjob. It's that easy.

Yeah! Hell, why not just shoot him from the patrol car? THAT would put an end to it!

Read: white