A homophobic, racist, fat, white guy. Buffalo may make him their king.

Lynch: 24 carries, 102 yards, 1 TD, 1 catch for 31 yards (that kickstarted what should have been Seattle's game winning drive)

In response Lynch was going to make a shirt mocking Blount's nickname but he couldn't find a play on, "that guy who backed up Le'Veon Bell."

On the "Dont' Do Bad Things" point, Thurgood Marshall had a pretty prescient observation inone of his many great dissents. The DEA had arrested a guy at an airport partly because he matched their "profile" of a paradigmatic drug courier. Marshall talked about:

Good ol' white skin saving the day. Must be nice to not be considered a criminal preemptively and have people respect and believe you.

Another rule: If you have violated rule #1, try to make sure you work for a white dude.

True Story.

Pfft. Like I'm going to listen to a black guy for advice about how not to get shot by cops. Might as well take QB lessons from Mark Sanchez.

If you are a Libertarian, the police have no right to tell you to stop doing anything. You are a national hero. Joe the Plumber with some Cliven Bundy mixed in.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

DISBELIEF MODE

Worse call in the history of sports. Period.

at least the dead nationwide kid wasn't around to see this

so if leonardo Dicaprio approaches average girl in club, HER time is more valuable than his???

Completely wrong. You are not equals in this equation, you are approaching her to get something. You're essentially applying for a job (the job being "put your penis in her") and she is considering your application. Just like with any job interview, the interviewer's time is considerably more valuable than the…

Those are asses so it's safe to say you don't have a fucking clue what to do when it comes to the ladies.

Did not read article but headline graphic looks like grabbing boobs so I'll assume that's what I'm supposed to do.

Don't buy a girl a drink if you haven't talked to her yet. You see this shit in movies and it works, so maybe if you're George Clooney you can ignore this. But in real life it never works, it comes off as creepy and makes the girl feel uncomfortable. Talk to her first.

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