Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

But enough with the fun and the winning. Time to bring Kobe back.

On the other hand, Kobe did have his best shooting night of the season.

Working Thanksgiving and Black Friday. My firsts. Pray for me?

I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

Keith Law has the science on his side, but you have to give a man of faith like Schilling credit—

The S8 is a luxary car mean't for crusing. It would be nice to hear Pandora through the $6300 sound system.

Who cares. It's a car, not a rolling entertainment center. Put down the iDildo and drive the damned thing.

You left out reason #5. The M5 doesn't come in this configuration. Possibly the best looking wagon in existence.

Shouldn't the Eagles' PR staff have some sort of policy against their players following other teams?

mmmm, frosted headlights

There's a new energy and excitement to Call of Duty multiplayer matches with Advanced Warfare that I've not felt in years. There's a giddy feeling that comes as the timer counts down to the start of any of the game's dozen or so multiplayer match types. And when that countdown ends, we're not simply deploying — we're…

No! Absolutely not! I am an outraged consumer and retain my right to whine!

Aren't there Heisman Trophy winners that don't make it in the NFL?

Upon receiving notice that Michael Sam beat up his boyfriend, he was subsequently re-instated and appointed team captain.

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

I thought you were supposed to grope strippers. Have I been doing it wrong all this time?

Frankly I hate it, makes me look like a pervert if I ever tried viewing photos of cars with women modelling in public, all I want to see is the car! If I wanted to look at gorgeous and sexy women Id go watch some porn spend the evening with my wife.