And stop making them so damn quiet. I WANT TURBO NOISES, I HAVE THE MENTAL AGE OF A 12 YEAR OLD AND I WANT TURBO NOISES!!

I don't know why anyone would be obligated to do anything in the bedroom. Penises of the world, no one owes you a blow job, no matter how swell you think you are.

Same here. If you know that's the price of admission, why is everyone complaining? Just don't date her if you want a blowjob. It's that easy.

the most fearsome killers on Earth may have been lobsters

Seeing an Arnie movie preceded by a "Tribeca Film Festival" logo is utterly bizarre.

Yeah! Hell, why not just shoot him from the patrol car? THAT would put an end to it!

Gabriel had his breakdown because deep down, on the inside, he knows that he's the only remaining black guy on the show, which means that he's in danger of being the next to go.

T Dog.

When will we, as a viewership, have the courage to address The Plight of the Black Man on The Walking Dead?

They need to really reign it in with the kiddy names for stuff and flavors if they want to do it legally. If tobacco companies can't do it, it'd really not make sense for pot companies to do the same, would it? #notafanofmarketingtokids

It's a tough neighborhood out there. I just hope their a might bit friendlier then the critters on Europa.

Read: white

Russians spend normal day

A homophobic, racist, fat, white guy. Buffalo may make him their king.

Lynch: 24 carries, 102 yards, 1 TD, 1 catch for 31 yards (that kickstarted what should have been Seattle's game winning drive)

In response Lynch was going to make a shirt mocking Blount's nickname but he couldn't find a play on, "that guy who backed up Le'Veon Bell."

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

DISBELIEF MODE

Worse call in the history of sports. Period.