Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

But enough with the fun and the winning. Time to bring Kobe back.

On the other hand, Kobe did have his best shooting night of the season.

White Decepticons can't jump...

Ancient Spirits of Evil, transform this decayed form, so that MUMM-RAAAA CAN WHOOP THE EVER-LIVING SHIT OUTTA THESE CHUMPS IN SOME STREET HOOPS!!!

C - Krang

Working Thanksgiving and Black Friday. My firsts. Pray for me?

I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

Keith Law has the science on his side, but you have to give a man of faith like Schilling credit—

The S8 is a luxary car mean't for crusing. It would be nice to hear Pandora through the $6300 sound system.

Who cares. It's a car, not a rolling entertainment center. Put down the iDildo and drive the damned thing.

You left out reason #5. The M5 doesn't come in this configuration. Possibly the best looking wagon in existence.

Shouldn't the Eagles' PR staff have some sort of policy against their players following other teams?

/drops mic

"no-lose?" You forget, Obama could literally cure cancer himself and the right-wing media would trash him for ruining the lives of various doctors and medical practices.

mmmm, frosted headlights

There's a new energy and excitement to Call of Duty multiplayer matches with Advanced Warfare that I've not felt in years. There's a giddy feeling that comes as the timer counts down to the start of any of the game's dozen or so multiplayer match types. And when that countdown ends, we're not simply deploying — we're…

No! Absolutely not! I am an outraged consumer and retain my right to whine!

This isn't really surprising. Sad and tragic, yes; but not surprising. Environmental issues are associated with pansy libtards, who are associated with Obama, who is associated with being black and having a furren sounding name and for trying to get health coverage for a lot of people who didn't have it.

Frankly I hate it, makes me look like a pervert if I ever tried viewing photos of cars with women modelling in public, all I want to see is the car! If I wanted to look at gorgeous and sexy women Id go watch some porn spend the evening with my wife.