Because everyone is volunteering dorky questions (literally), I'll pose a question a CEO of a more "conventional" car company may get asked:

"For when your office isn't really in a Ford GT40, but you wish it was."

" the widest rear tires Michelin makes"

No, Kidding Me and I are just friends.

Jeremy Clarkson apparently had some kind words to say about it, but I'm unable to find the video at the moment.

Y'all thinking too hard.

Jalopnik Top-Tip: Whenever the QOTD doesn't specify car, the answer is always a plane.

He said "you"

This can only end well...

Tee hee "ring job"

"...thanks, Patrick.

...I dropped the big end off my crankshaft...

Here's a fun one:

Saw the title, saw this picture, saw this was something about China.

Fire in space uses less oxygen and heat than on earth.

...about that Panda ad being "tasteless"...

This is Hyundai trying to say the Veloster is asymmetric for safety reasons. Wrong. The Veloster is asymmetric because the Koreans hired a German to show them how to be funky. Nice try!

This. Also, with everything in the same place, I can sure as hell see myself hitting the wrong buttons several times over before getting the correct one if I'm trying not to take my eyes off the road. Put everything near where what it does. I'll find it that way.

Nautilus?