agentofnoth1ng
agentofnoth1ng
agentofnoth1ng

Hoot, for no reason than I don’t think I’ve ever loved that word before, but I do now. I give a hoot.

Counterpoint: people that use nicknames for their phone contacts are unorganized psychopaths.

My wife works in the industry, (in a different state,) but I can confirm banking is a HUGE problem all across the nation. They don’t like talking about it because it draws attention to the fact that many of these dispensaries contain hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash.

The 73,000 fans there seemed to enjoy it, but hopefully each one of them will see your post and realize they shouldn’t actually be pleased. If your point is that MLS is not as strong as what you call the ‘EPL’ (It’s actually the just the Premier League, and includes one non-English team this season), it’s an obvious

Wrestling coach here. I am tired of hearing the same thing from my fellow coaches and wrestling parents: “Wrestling toughens these kids up”; “I made my kid wrestle to build character!”; “I signed my son up to wrestle to make him tough!”

He also seems to have no appreciation for philosophy, which is disappointing and unfortunate, considering he knows so little about it. He doesn’t think it’s worth even learning about. 

As a non-vegetarian gluten tolerant diner, I would like to know where to find Big Frank’s House of Fettucine Alfredo Ragu & Brazilian BBQ. It doesn’t seem to be listed on Yelp. 

For myself, I find I become less cynical rather than more—remembering my own sins and follies; and realize that men’s hearts are not often as bad as their acts, and very seldom as bad as their words.”

Maybe I’m just traditional, but MST3K is my choice this, and every, year.

When the wife is working night shifts, I’m forced to cook for myself frequently. My favorite thing to do is to pour myself a big bowl of Raisin Nut Bran, adding just enough 2% milk so that when the cereal is gone, you’re left with enough milk leftover that you can just pour more cereal into the bowl without having to

People may go “Oh, he’s not really such a good director if he has to take ideas from other people,” but no. That’s exactly what makes a good director: knowing which ideas are good and then doing them, no matter where they came from.

Also trans people have a higher rate of suicide.

It’s all up to the individual. My wife rarely uses makeup. She just puts it on a few times per year when she feels like “dressing up”. I’m fine with her not wearing it. I’m fine with her putting it on from time to time. It’s her face.

They’re not afraid of Curt Schilling; they’re afraid of all the process servers trying to flood the field when he’s attempting to pitch.

Dear Salty,

I would totally watch a workplace ensemble comedy framed as a workplace documentary set in the world of Kevin Costner’s under-appreciated masterpiece: Waterworld.  

*ten years from now*

To be fair, Carrell doesn’t really seem to be pitching that as a complaint. It seems like it’s more of an observation that hey, maybe that stuff is a little harder to separate from reality these days, and thus is not as funny. I also know that there are no shortage of terrible people who didn’t read Michael Scott as a

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