I think what people respond to is the way that Spider-Man, and the people under the various spider-masks (Peter, Miles, Gwen, etc.), are all regular folks. They’re pretty much us, plus a little something extra. They may have the proportional strength, speed, and agility of a spider, but they also still have bills to…

I’ve always held that the main reason Peter resonates with people is because his arc rings truest. We’re all the kid who didn’t really fit in as much as we would have liked, when given superpowers we’d all take that as a sign that we should go out and use it to our advantage, and then after Ben’s death (which, unlike…

In the circles I travel in, that’s what is known as the Floating $20. If you’re short one night, someone will spot you. They don’t ask you to pay them back. Instead, if someone else is short another time, spot them.

CinemaSins, and this whole culture of hyper nitpicky film “criticism,” is just the worst. I honestly blame it a lot for utterly ruining the discourse surrounding films.

CinemaSins is disingenuous garbage these days. If they can’t find enough “problems” with a given movie to fill its episode’s alloted run time, they flat-out make up lies about it.

The worst part of CinemaSins - which makes it worse than how aggressively smug their narrator is - is how they often miss the point of a ton of stuff happening in the movie. I can't help but think if the people behind it made a movie it would be incredibly bland while and predictable, since anything unexpected gets a…

I still remember this gem:

Watch and Ward are apparently often doing verbatim conversations from the Astro Base when they’re talking to each other. “How many Yaz albums do you have on here?”

Chaotic neutral with low charisma is not a spec to bring to a reddit mod campaign. 

“I’ve only ever said ‘I love you’ to two men in my entire life: Stone Cold Steve Austin, and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Stone Cold Steve Austin.”

I used to own Cannonball Run 2, but then I used the VHS to film people having sex. Because I’m a pervert.

This is why I only own two movies: Cannonball Run 2, and The Making-Of Cannonball Run 2. 

You know who’s responsible for Norm McDonald getting bumped, don’t you?

“No. I saved your JOB. I saved HER life.” It’s nice to see the Monarch and Doctor His Wife are still actually the highest-functioning couple in the show.

And what did they find inside his brain?

Very much pre-Disqus.  His was some of the very first stuff I read on here.  Hell, this was even before I was Chancellor Puddinghead.  

Re: Episode 8 - When Wendell gets off the bus he’s in Jerusalem’s Lot.

I want that just for Alexis’ and Mou’s reactions.

Arsene Wenger also won 3 Premier League titles and look at all the respect he received!

#WENGERIN