“It’s me. I’m a horse.”

The monster rap was great and I LOVED Patton Oswalt singing the sad Bigfoot song.  I don’t really remember any of the other skits except the weird thing at the very end of the season.

Toobular Boobular Joy? 

Frankly it’s impressive that people were able to maintain that much rage after waiting 25 minutes for their 16K modem to boot up.

Hating a new MST3k host: The boldest take of 1993

We used to have our Joel/Mike feuds by fax!

Listen, you didn’t know Joel/Mike wars unless you were on Usenet.

Many years ago, there was a legit AV Club commenter truce, where everyone agreed not to start Joel Vs. Mike flamewars in the comments of MST3K-related articles. I see this truce has been forgotten, or it doesn’t extend to Jonah.

Why is the wedding scheduled during the one month of a year when his lifelong friends will be insanely disruptive.

Cardiac arrest, not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

Lasseter will return to his true calling: Showing up onscreen everytime someone tries to watch a Hayao Miyazaki film and spending two minutes explaining to us why it’s good before we’re allowed to see it.

Exactly. Cake Guy wasn’t under any obligation to produce a cake depicting, say, two grooms sucking each other off. He was under the obligation to offer this couple any of the standard cakes he would offer to any other couple.

“In bed with Islam” is not an accurate representation of... well, anything. Progressives in the U.S. tend to defend Islam on the basis that Islam gets unfairly attacked all the time.

Dude, new Ghost album in just two days.

Bateman: Well that interview went really well.

Holt’s moving of Jake and Amy’s honeymoon request from “pending” to “approved” made my heart grow three sizes.

He’s probably too busy filming Ghosted.

Excellent place to be really. His shows are just so goddamn brilliant.

Hard to argue with you on any of that. It’s similar to what you could ask about Walter White, Donald Draper, or the Jennings from The Americans, and a few other notable morally grey characters. I think he’s probably like Donald Draper or Philip Jennings with arguably slightly brighter prospects of breaking good.

I…