Less thrown into the trash compactor, and more put into the recycle bin.

the most shocking thing about this story is that the mariners didn’t lose despite their pitching throwing a no hitter.

First Canadian pitcher to throw a no-no in Canada. It’s neat how first occurrences keep on happening even with the game being 150 years old.

While a bit harsh for the character, I’d be all for Hawkeye having the wife and kids faded out of existence, allowing the character to move to New York, buy an apartment building with money inadvertently obtained from underworld crime bosses, and rescue an injured dog (who likes pizza)...just so we can get the Matt…

No, that’s Tobias, because the Collector was clearly collecting NeverNudes. They’re very hard to find. In the universe, there’s at best, like, dozens of them.

Gavin has a very uniquely American sort of sense of entitlement. He’s incapable of viewing Chinas as anything other than a factory or a market — like Thomas Friedman, he seems convinced that “creativity” or “innovation” is something inherent to America, and bound to always triumph.

I for one am shocked that Fox Sports will be delivering a subpar product.

“He’ll go deep” is perfection. Not laugh out loud funny, but completely nails the image.

What’s cool about that is human beings with the power to exert any kind of control over other human beings are already really good at moral consideration and allowing conscious beings to do their own thing. I’m super optimistic.

Since Brooklyn 99 and New Girl exist in the same universe, does this mean that Aly (Winston’s wife) is also Jake’s sister?

“We thought you were a stallion!”

My name is Kierkegaard and my writing is impeccable

Um, Marlins Man did it, so by definition every Marlins fan could.

God bless Marlins Man and his cohort for doing the thing every Marlins fan wanted to do but couldn’t.

“would probably still have You Suffer as an alert to let him know the switch changed.”

‘It’s Not a Fucking Accident’

This episode’s grade is so far off, it’s funny.

A Ph. D is a doctorate. It’s literally describing a doctor. No. The problem here is that medical practitioners have co-opted the word “doctor”. I know we live in a world where aaaaaanyyhing can mean anything. AND NOBODY EVEN CARES ABOUT ETYMOLO...

KOMO suuuuuuuuucks.

Better Than Ezri would be a great Trek filk band.