I for one am shocked that Fox Sports will be delivering a subpar product.

“He’ll go deep” is perfection. Not laugh out loud funny, but completely nails the image.

What’s cool about that is human beings with the power to exert any kind of control over other human beings are already really good at moral consideration and allowing conscious beings to do their own thing. I’m super optimistic.

Since Brooklyn 99 and New Girl exist in the same universe, does this mean that Aly (Winston’s wife) is also Jake’s sister?

“We thought you were a stallion!”

My name is Kierkegaard and my writing is impeccable

Um, Marlins Man did it, so by definition every Marlins fan could.

God bless Marlins Man and his cohort for doing the thing every Marlins fan wanted to do but couldn’t.

“would probably still have You Suffer as an alert to let him know the switch changed.”

This episode’s grade is so far off, it’s funny.

A Ph. D is a doctorate. It’s literally describing a doctor. No. The problem here is that medical practitioners have co-opted the word “doctor”. I know we live in a world where aaaaaanyyhing can mean anything. AND NOBODY EVEN CARES ABOUT ETYMOLO...

KOMO suuuuuuuuucks.

i want everyone to know that i am deeply sorry for not mentioning Buck Bokai, the player who came within two games of conquering DiMagio’s hitting streak. http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Buck_Bokai

Better Than Ezri would be a great Trek filk band.

Completely agreed, without caveat.

My institution missed out on a chance to participate in this, as we’re on spring break this week (and we’re a college, so our “walkout” participation would’ve been markedly different than a public K-12 school), but any educator who seeks to restrain their students from exercising…

This is my favorite Renton-related Almost Live comment:

12th man hates 13th amendment.

“Five cheeses?! Look at Mr. Queen of England ova here! You get one pack of Kraft singles and an old sock that you let sit in a box of Bisquick to thicken it up. Anything more and you just wastin’ cheese and time.”
- Jim Tomsula

It’s less the “weakness” stigma that I have the problem with and more the attitude that anti-depressants are just “happy pills” for people that can’t deal with life’s issues like everyone else.

Good on him for raising awareness. While we’re at it, we should also acknowledge how depressing the Mariners are.