If she didn’t want to read something “offensive,” she chose the wrong major.

This story describes it better than I can.

A sensible rule, I suppose, but then you miss out on Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, and Man of Tai Chi!

Precisely like that.

Welcome back to another edition of Story Time with AgentofNoth1ng!

Lived in Spokane for 6 years. Things you need to know about Spokane:

I don’t have a problem with characters keeping a secret identity from those they claim to love IF AND ONLY IF they are called on it. That is to say: the secret is treated as the betrayal that it is. That said, they probably shouldn’t be just revealing it all willy-nilly-like. That’s just bad form. If the character is…

Diversity is always a thorny issue, and especially for the big 2, a risky proposition. When you look at the new heroes created over the past 20 years, only a small hand-full of them have gone on to have lasting success. Meanwhile, tying a new character to an existing legacy makes said character more likely to stick…

Never doubt the ingenuity and all-around awesomeness that comes out of Stan Winston and his crew.

I get the feeling that the American wizarding academy would probably be much different, culturally speaking, from mainstream American schooling.. With the memories of witch-hunts both literal and figurative fresh in their minds, the staff at the AWA would probably be even more secretive and separate from the rest of…

Wait, if the only gameplan was to “play it long and look for the head of Wambach,” then they couldn’t have very well used the “rely on the individual brilliance of Megan Rapinoe” strategy, now could they? Apparently, they don’t teach children to recognize logical contradictions in Australia, either.

Yeah, last night was excruciating, but not without it’s charms. Jaime and Bronn’s Dornish vacation was amusing, though mostly pointless. Meanwhile, Stannis won himself no favors in the court of public opinion, while I found myself in the “Davos Seaworth for Iron Throne!” bandwagon, because he is just so great in this…

I have a theory about how a monster’s fear factor is related to its size. Essentially, the optimal size for a frightening monster is somewhere between that of a large dog and a small house. Much bigger than that, and the monster becomes less a malevolent intelligence than just a brute force of nature. T-Rex in the…

Which is why I so dearly love a hard, fast “won’t” answer.

To be fair, he learned at the feet of Qui-Gonn Jinn, who is terrible at all decisions.

I’m kind of weird in that, when I see a “will they or won’t they” situation, I almost always root for “won’t they,” mostly because I always feel like “will they” is the default. For once, I would love for a pair of potential lovers to size one another up, examine the sexual tension between them, and just decide, “Hey,…

Blackfish is awesome, but I am not sure is truly Pirlo-esque. Tyrion, on the other hand, has really stepped up his beard-game, and is definitely in the Pirlo-vein.

It depends on the other person, though. If you are both big fans of the novels, it can work. If not, well, you’re probably going to the wrong show.

I think it also depends on the stakes. I cry at movies fairly often (see: Up, Toy Story 3), and my wife finds that endearing. However, were she to witness me crying during a sports movie, that would be kind of a turn-off for her.

Actually, I’m going to add a caveat: If you watch this with the accompanying RiffTrax, it makes for a great date. Speaking from personal experience.