It is not entirely impossible that the president could suddenly develop a sense of empathy and introspection. But only if, to quote Edmund Blackadder, “some kindly passing surgeon cut [his] head open with a spade and [stuck] a new brain in it.”

When I grow up, I wanna be a True Detective. I want to glower at the world in misery and hide my pain with a swallow of cheap bourbon, while pushing away the woman who loves me. I’ll investigate the dark mysteries at the heart of the world and find a twisted reflection of myself in a foe whose animalistic impulses…

As a matter of fact, cut the whole “competition” part of the show. It’s unnecessary.

Just have eight or so people craft shit for a few months and then rotate them out and bring in new blood. I just wanna see cool stuff.

I’m loving this show, and I’m very excited for another season.

That being said, I’d love it if the next two episodes could just end in a four way tie between the last four contestants. 

That’s the exact word.

This is great news. That show is a delight.

Literally minutes after typing that I walked out to the car to find ash falling on it. FML (life and lungs both).

Here in Portland it’s been so smokey it looks like heavy LA smog. And the sun and moon are a deep, Cthulhu-esque crimson. It’s fucked up.

Holy goddaman balls. That’s absolutely terrifying.

Relevant:

Lynwood and Bothell are my ideas of hell.

+1 folk songs of south king county

Gabriel gets bonus points for going with Tukwila and Puyallup as the po-dunk suburb de jour. Second place would have been Marysville and Tumwater. Third, Burlington and Centralia.

I do enjoy the idea of Dio just relaxing and watching Back to the Future. He was just like me. Except I don’t have MJF’s signature on my DVD-set... and I probably wouldn’t be able to get one from him these days.

Basically, Musk is the patron saint of snivelling corporate IT managers who spend their days plotting “Pffft. I work in IT; I could do any of my colleagues’ jobs standing on my if my own work weren’t so important. If I ran this company...”, because he seems, to them, like the exact sort of snivelling IT guy who got…

Yeah I have that feeling too.  If you’re working that hard you’ve got to be spinning your wheels at some point and probably a lot of the time just because you can’t think right after a while.  Dude needs to take some time off and reassess himself.

“It’s people like that who make you realize how little you’ve accomplished. It is a sobering thought, for example, that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.” — Tom Lehrer

His ass may be sweating, but his head romaines cool.

yet the owners scoffed at the idea of a celery cap.

Why’s J. Jonah Jameson training all these insurance agents?