As my old room-mate used to quip about a lot of diner food:

Jacksonville’s owner also owns a Premier League team in London (Fulham), so he has an interest in trying to grow a partnership between them. At one point, he was even attempting to buy Wembley with plans to move an NFL team there permanently. That fell through, fortunately, but that’s not an accident.

Ikea is far enough away and enough of a time-sink in terms of effort required that it’s not worth it for most people to go for just one thing (unless that one thing is a big-ticket item).

Team Kate. Crunchy peanut butter provides some textural variation in things that makes everything that much better.

I don’t think anyone is arguing that lifetime incarceration is ideal, but at least with that, there is more time for exonerating evidence to come to light so that someone could mount an appeal.

To be fair, Carrell doesn’t really seem to be pitching that as a complaint. It seems like it’s more of an observation that hey, maybe that stuff is a little harder to separate from reality these days, and thus is not as funny. I also know that there are no shortage of terrible people who didn’t read Michael Scott as a…

Given that the Suicide Squad can have a rotating cast of characters, it would be pretty easy to keep the existing continuity and just have a new bunch of characters join the squad. Personally, I think Bautista would be great as Cat Man.

Doesn’t remind me of anything.

I tend to view a celebrity’s endorsement of a view less as an indicator of which way I should vote politically and more of an indicator of which way I should vote with my wallet, specifically as it pertains to their output. If they put something out politically that is poorly argued, or antithetical to my ideals, then…

It’s the latter. It sounds really dumb when you summarize it, but while you are watching the episode, you don’t care because it’s damn fun.

I think what people respond to is the way that Spider-Man, and the people under the various spider-masks (Peter, Miles, Gwen, etc.), are all regular folks. They’re pretty much us, plus a little something extra. They may have the proportional strength, speed, and agility of a spider, but they also still have bills to…

Is there any evidence of contrition? Any evidence that they are working to make amends for those they harmed? That’s the kicker. Meanwhile, these sorts of actions have lasting ramifications on people’s lives. The trauma of assault like that leaves a scar on the victim that does not just go away, and it affects all of…

Look, you don’t write to the Salty Waitress and expect not to be dunked upon by at least someone.

Given that Millennials are mostly just adults under 40 at this point, it’s like he’s saying “I was waited on by someone a few years younger than me, and I couldn’t understand it.”

I mean, technically, “Millennial” at this point just means “adults under 40.” Was the server being unprofessional? Yeah, a bit, though I would say not to the point of warranting hostility, especially if the rest of the service at the restaurant was good. Like, if the food is well-prepared, the service is prompt, and…

I think it makes a certain amount of sense. The best dad jokes are inclusive enough that you know that, as much as people might groan or roll their eyes at how bad it is, it comes from a place of warmth and affection. It might not be strictly funny, but it’s not funny because it’s stupid or obvious rather than being…

Yeah, for every Space Mutiny, there’s a Starfighters. Some of those movies they riff are just sooooo bad that there’s not much that can be done to salvage them.

I’m pretty comfortable assessing myself as brand-agnostic. I think you should always go with the device that fits your needs best, whatever brand that may be. I’ve owned Windows PCs for most of my life, but that’s just been what’s made sense for me. For smartphones, I recently switched from Android to Apple, mostly…

My brush with fame was carpooling to school in high school with a kid whose dad used to live next to Richard Karn growing up. Apparently, he was an okay guy back in the day.

I don’t think we’ve seen enough to make that judgement, though. It’s a friggin’ teaser. It’s meant to show you some cool images to whet your appetite for the full thing, and create a mood more than tell a story. That said, it does a good job of showing the overall aesthetic, and I’m digging it.