Look. Just say “I don’t like having to feel bad that I laughed” and let us all move on with our fucking day.

they’re so greedy it just makes me want to spit.

Do you get that it took you one post to prove yourself utterly full of shit? How’s that “striving for love” thing going?

Hey, fuck y’all. We got big blue spots and potentially going fully blue in 2018.

To paraphrase Raylan Givens, you run into an asshole in the morning, that’s too bad — you ran into an asshole. You run into assholes all day... you’re the asshole.

Hear hear! Houstonite here for almost 18 years. Austin is fine, no hate, but the smug gets frustrating. Also, Torchy’s AIN’T that great, y’all, so stop trying to shove those mediocre tacos into my pie hole the second I walk into town.

Beto will be my first vote ever, and I couldn’t be prouder.

That she’s being shut down by such a sorry excuse for everything Sarah Sanders is supposed to be is what makes me feel such impotent rage. I genuinely hate her.

Japan is within its rights to do whatever it wants, but I sincerely hope they block his effing Visa at the very least. If Japanese Twitter blasting him a new one doesn’t succeed at that, I don’t know what will.

thought ==> trail ==> money/fame
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The word you’re looking for is “science”. The whole cynical, Moneyball-minus-the-pathos thing you’re trying to go for is a few star systems separated from “art”.

I’ve seen at least two responses site-wide where parents remarked that their 12-13 year old children had come and GRABBED them to come and look at the video or, otherwise, hopefully tell them it wasn’t real. It’s not okay for children (about to become horribly confused teenagers) to see this shit like it’s normal. I…

The thing that really sold my cynicism was the fucking hat. Like... you see a body, you want to sell yourself as remotely human? Take off the stupid fucking hat. Be dramatic about it, even. It’s not hard.

The whole thread was riveting, but Caitlin Doughty showing up for the last few to dunk on Logan Paul made me feel SO ALIVE. (Ironically? Not ironically, right? That’s kind of her whole deal, right?) That woman has helped SO many people stay grounded in the face of mortality and to see her show up at the end to…

Oh, goddamnit. This will be fun to break to the husband. He’s usually the first to come to me with “someone else we like is a piece of shit” news, but I guess it’s my turn.

As someone who grew up idolizing every Miss Texas she ever met, I hope you know your cousin makes us all SUPER proud. :D She’s gonna do great things.

Being from rural Texas, I know that look. You could see as soon as he said “Neo-Nazis” that glint in her eye that said she had her opinion ready to fire. They’d have been silly not to assume this would be among the hardball questions and it’s good not to hear a fake-ass prepared statement, but a passionate response…

When I was a kid, the reigning Miss Texas always made appearances at our schools to talk with us. I hope they’re still doing that now, because I’m really proud of Ms. Wood. Her response on climate change was fantastic, as well. It’s nice to be reminded that Texas is a huge state with a lot of progressive…

That’s a fun headcanon I can get behind.

I’m honestly willing to believe that the film itself is enjoyable (once you get into it). I’m not that cynical, I swear. But the preview, my goodness. It’s so sugary-sweet, over-the-top. I don’t know, it just made everyone feel weirdly uncomfortable. And that’s coming from someone who loved Moulin Rouge wayyyy too…