Can we just not give this guy the attention he apparently so badly craves?

A standard coffee cup is about 150ml, and the average ejaculation volume is 3ml, so you’d need 50 men to produce a cup of semen. If you hired “milkers” who could get each dude off in about 10 minutes, it would take a little over 8 hours to produce one beverage. If you’re paying them NYC minimum wage ($15) this works…

Uhh... those levels are designed for double jumps. You make it sound like they designed a level, realized it wouldn’t work with the standard jump, so implemented a double jump to avoid reworking their level design. That’s not all how these things work.

I appreciate that, but please do know that none of this would be possible without all of my talented, hard-working colleagues here at Kotaku. We are a team in so many ways, and none of these stories are single-person efforts, ever.

Another fantastic read. I have the utmost respect for you, Jason, you’re going to be remembered for being at the tip of the spear of the unionization of this garbage ass industry.

I worked QA on Black Ops III at the El Segundo Activision location, placed by Volt. We were paid a base wage of $10/hour, and initially the hours were 8am-6pm Monday thru Saturday. Crunch time we worked 7am-7pm every single day of the week.

This is really sad. If anyone out there reading this is in crisis, please, I know it seems impossible, but reach out to someone, anyone, before you do anything drastic. 

This makes the game more interesting to me than anything else I’ve read so far.

That’s actually on purpose, and I’m impressed that Riley followed that rule.

Early on, Han Solo uses a lightsaber to cut open a Tauntaun...

It’s so sad that an article like this has to be filled with so many “This isn’t laziness” qualifications, because gamer culture has devolved so badly into a state of “UGH LAZY GAME DEVS” idiocy in the last decade or so.

Why do people like this asshole? Didn't he cheat on his wife? He looks like a fucking idiot too. 

Just get rid of him already, all these fucking people and their disgusting fucking edgy streams, learn some manners and laws because this shit is tiring.

Nintendo really killed it. The other conferences got a “oh, that looks interesting” from me but the Nintendo hype is real!

Oh man, yes! Martin Sahlin’s presentation remains my favorite of any at E3. During the presentation you can tell he’s incredibly nervous, but he’s so passionate about what he helped to create you can actually see the point where his excitement overcomes his stagefright and he starts speaking more confidently. I don’t…

Yesterday evening, fans enjoyed seeing her in the spotlight. Some are now drawing art of Nakamura and meme-ing about how “adorable” she is and how she should be “protected at all costs.” While much of the praise she’s received seems rooted in genuine admiration, some have argued that more extreme variations on these…

I will always treasure that press conference, because I will never forget where I was when it happened: It was the night before my final day of exams as a senior in college. I was supposed to be packing up my dorm room one final time, but the trainwreck was so unrelenting that soon I was sitting on the edge of my bed,…

Paradox dropped a 4:30 trailer earlier today...

I really appreciate that, Luke. I know it has nothing to do with the writing staff. I’ll send an email over there.

The banners I can live with, but the auto-play videos where the pause button takes you to the ad’s website are really unacceptable. Those cost me real money on mobile and that just shouldn’t happen.

Have…

I don’t imagine you get to make much of these slippery politician calls, Jason, but it seems from the transcript it went really well. Did interviewing game industry representatives prepare you for something like this?
Also that last question! It’s great that, when you had an opening to expose the entanglement between…