I commend him for not wearing a helmet. He would have looked ridiculous.

Was I the only one waiting for this gif to start moving?

That home plate really tied the field together.

I use a similar spreadsheet, except column A is formatted YYYY.

I remember the olden timey days when people who had a story to tell just told their fucking story with words instead of annoying ass links.

Reporter: Mr. Els, do you have any response to Tom Ley of Deadspin, who offered the following advice to you after your disastrous three-putt: "Next time, try to take things slowly and do less putts."

The best part about this whole video is the driver, who really just looks more confused than anything.

In her bag? A marble rye.

[knock, knock]

Methinks you're mixing up the terms "legality" and "morality".

I have to go looking for unedited footage now. This hacked up version gives no clue as to how long this process actually is.

Hat looks fresh post-fall as well. Seriously, F this guy.

Well, this just made some legless African's day.

So an AC problem leads to an A/C problem? Thanks for keeping us current on this, Barry.

Sure, it might be easier, if you're not counting the step in which you spend a bunch of extra money that the average person might not be able to devote to the purchase of a smoker, which can only be used for smoking things, unlike a grill, which can be used to cook all types of shit.

And I said UNDISPUTABLE!!!

This makes perfect sense. I've always thought s short unibrowed freckled Irishman could do WAY better than a tall tan blonde professional tennis player.

More like Caroline Woznotexpectingthat!!!!11!

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Needs moar mid-jump freezeframe with voiceover.