Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

I am glad that you were able to take this opportunity to fortify your masculinity.

For everyone who knows fuck-all about trucks (I had to fire up the google)...

Conspiracy theorists still claim that the real dog is a sandwich.

This is not good advice. I’ve bought a few homes, and ultimately you accomplish nothing but incurring more risk and costs to yourself by trying to delay the escrow.

Listen up, you primitive screw-heads...THIS IS MY FORKSTICK!

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Another solution is to just wipe down the jar before closing. Vaseline treats the symptom but not the problem and this still allows for buildup of the contents in the lid threads which often goes bad. Little more etiquette with the usage of the jar goes a long way.

“Houston, we have a problem.”

It seems to me that as much as aggressive men want to possess and control women, they want to harm and injure other men. If you’re a dude and you intervene in a situation with hyper-aggressive toxically-masculine dudes, you will get beaten to shit. Of course, that’s your own fault for not being man enough to handle…

“Why don’t you put the word ‘did’ in front of it?” he said. “And then a question mark at the end of it.”

Rand Paul in particular was excited to see Fed’s gold standard on display.

Weather Underground ad-free mobile: “You can no longer use this giftcode.”

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some of you guys and your grand visions of hair trigger nuclear release. It's so lame.

That last Rodgers tweet was directed at Lance Briggs, who retweeted a Rodgers' "Go Badgers" tweet, bringing up that Rodgers went to Cal and (assumingly) he can't root for Wisconsin. Good thing Briggs also threw in a "#BearDown" to draw attention to this exchange to show that Rodgers can embarrass Bears defensive…

Good god I can't believe how much Excel is used - even when it shouldn't be.

You mean Cortland Innegan

I agree that it's really tough for Teravainen to replicate what Kane does, especially since he doesn't turn 21 until September.