Stupid children need the most Pokémon.

All we're doing is taking you to… a Foster Site!

Stupid firsties need the most attention.

If you leave milk out, it can go sour. Put it in the refrigerator, or, failing that, a cool wet sack.

All right, sounds very good.

Now, who knows how the AV Club could have resolved this problem?

Hmmmmm, a disheveled and malnourished commenter found sleeping in his own filth. Seems confused and dehydrated.

I'm very proud of you people. You've learned how to care for your children, you've learned how to maintain your homes, and you've all passed a drug test.

Stupid little statues need the most attention.

Hmmmmm, a disheveled and malnourished commenter found sleeping in their own filth. Seems confused and dehydrated.

Stupid babies need the most attention.

Stupid politicians need the most attention.

Hmm. A disheveled and malnourished man found sleeping in his own filth. Seems confused and dehydrated.

Stupid rappers need the most attention.

Well, that was like a year ago, which was nearly 2 years after Dance with Dragons was released. So using this information, we can extrapolate that he has probably written another 84 pages in the ensuing year, and we can expect the book to be released by April 2023, assuming a 1000 page book.

Stupid brothers need the most abuse.