All the tracks generally have a local member of the clergy as their official chaplain. Prayers are generally a “hey lets have safety, fun, support the troops, and yea America”

Yeah, I get the general appeal. With this dude, though, it’s like a Friday Night Lights pregame but stripped of all charm and replaced by toxic hate.

Now that is “genius” level extortion in action!

No, the finest is when cars were ticketed in DC for parking in their driveway without a permit because within 40' of the road centerline is considered government property that must be maintained by the home owner.

It is sad. Law enforcement should use some common sense and good judgment. Ticketing cars waiting for an inspection at an inspection station is asshattery at its finest.

It’s sad that this actually needs to be a law. Virginia could be such a great driving state but everyone seems to actively hate cars..

I love San Francisco but it’s a toilet. Living here right now is the equivalent of paying a required $500 for the privilege of pissing into a stadium urine trough.

100% due to contact high from urine vapors.

Boston is what happens when you pay for New York but get Philadelphia.

You know how I knew NYC would be at the top of the list? Because people who live there take every opportunity to talk about how it’s the best city, like they all have an inferiority complex. It’s like listening to Trump keep insisting that his hands aren’t small.

Yeah no Houston or Fort Worth. Makes 0 sense. Apparently the staff would rather live in Detroit.

Yeah not needing to own the most depreciating piece of property ever is only more points for New York.

False, whatever city you’re in, it’s STILL better than St. Louis.

That either of them would be ranked ahead of Cleveland is an affront to reality.

No, this is true. That any city would be ranked below Birmingham, however, is the hottest take.

Yup. RDJ made 40mil, Scarlett made 20 mil, then Jeremy Renner was next with 6.9 mil.

Look, dude. I have to come clean. It’s writing like this that makes me have a totally platonic man-crush on you:

That’s not “the Lions” you’re talking about who drafted two WRs before they got Calvin Johnson. To be specific, that’s Matt Millen who was doing the drafting.

Should the Sixers have tried to score more touchdowns?

To draft two more centers?