Forgot about this!

Perhaps that is why the gentleman did not “put a ring on it"?

Came here for this thx.

This.

#teamKELT-4Ab

DAMN it you beat me to it

I plan on using my mad Algebra 2 skills when helping my kids with their homework in a decade.

Yeah... not racist or overall fucked up at all... /s

So wait they agree he’s nominate-able but just bc Obama did the nomination they don’t want him anymore? Does Merrick Garland have cooties?

LOL @ here’s more Obama fuckers

I imagine him going to bed/waking happy a lot this year. 2016 year of the presidential troll.

The GOP has an uncanny ability to stick their feet in their mouths and shit like that. Whilst being totally serious and unfazed! Un-fucking-canny.

ALPHA WAS CHILLING! I got goosebumps just thinking about him. He is so so so so underrated - however, he is always in a ton of stuff! So steady work makes me happy for him.

*heavy sobbing* nooooooooooooo not Wash! Alan Tudyk was born in the same obscure TX town I was! Love him!

Haha the stupidity level is off the charts with these people who want a homogenous state

Yes. Weed makes life more tolerable, period.

+1 when a dick’s a dick you gotta let the people know! I salute you, fellow writer.

It’s def because he’s a losing dick.

If it makes you feel any better, my husband and I caught head lice from our daughter this week and had to shave our heads to beat preserve her hair and our sanity. And even tho HR told him he couldn’t enter the building until the lice problem was taken care of, his manager is trying to dock him an attendance point…

Maybe I’m an asshole, but I’d say (and have said) “I’m sorry but you slurping your boogers like that is making me nauseous and I don’t wanna throw up!” I mean, I am a serious allergy sufferer, I’ve got a ton of boogers, too, but I always have tissues with me. The older I get, the more I realize the average idiot…