ALPHA WAS CHILLING! I got goosebumps just thinking about him. He is so so so so underrated - however, he is always in a ton of stuff! So steady work makes me happy for him.

*heavy sobbing* nooooooooooooo not Wash! Alan Tudyk was born in the same obscure TX town I was! Love him!

Haha the stupidity level is off the charts with these people who want a homogenous state

Yes. Weed makes life more tolerable, period.

+1 when a dick’s a dick you gotta let the people know! I salute you, fellow writer.

It’s def because he’s a losing dick.

If it makes you feel any better, my husband and I caught head lice from our daughter this week and had to shave our heads to beat preserve her hair and our sanity. And even tho HR told him he couldn’t enter the building until the lice problem was taken care of, his manager is trying to dock him an attendance point…

Maybe I’m an asshole, but I’d say (and have said) “I’m sorry but you slurping your boogers like that is making me nauseous and I don’t wanna throw up!” I mean, I am a serious allergy sufferer, I’ve got a ton of boogers, too, but I always have tissues with me. The older I get, the more I realize the average idiot…

Just like the morons who go to say, the Oreo or Doritos Facebook page, and say they’ve “lost a customer for life” after supporting LGBT rights..... while on facebook that supports LGBT rights, on their Apple phone that supports LGBT rights etc etc. *PULLS HAIR OUT*

I absolutely want to know.

Ding ding dingggggg! I’ve lost both parents in my early 20s and a best friend, and uh.... just no. The public displays of photos and memorials and letters and collages and I could go on but jesus christ there is NO doubt people milk that shit. But how dare you say that because grief or something!

It’s not just you. Anything negative towards innocent babies has increased my capacity for rage 1000%. As an example that doesnt have to do with abuse, I semi talked to my birth mother at one point for a few years because my grandmother asked me to play nice. Then after I had kids, the realization that she gave up two…

But a GREAT time to make money, kid, you see? *wiggling a cigar*

OMFG GET A FUCKING TISSUE, AMIRITE?

I know I commented earlier mentioning this, but not in detail. A lot of these kinds of parents are at best, narcissists, and at worst, sociopaths. My husband and his brother were raised by a sociopathic mother and it is a really fucked up situation for the kids. Especially because the kids themselves are only some…

Sociopathy.

Ha! I always suspected this! My grandpa never wanted to get into the whole rehashing of his experiences and sure as hell didn’t plaster “veteran” all over his shit, but he was a full bird colonel so I kinda had a sneakong suspicion that it’s not the lifers dragging that shit out.

My grandparents loved having to go to William Beaumont Medical Center or to the PX and good lord could they have the same lengthy ass conversations every fucking time. It’s amazing how that cycle just repeats. It’s really awkward when it’s a pharmacist or a cashier bc they needed to move on to the next person and…

What was I fucking thinking, marrying and having kids for love?!

Classy