my dad used to say this about writing poetry — the more effortless it looks, the more work got put into it.

Congratulations, Mr. Prophet of hoon, on COTD today! My award to you is a Typhoon which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she gets off the grass.

Los Angeles seems to be filled with leased Benz CLAs. Its funny how the people driving them pretend they driving an S class AMG.

How about instead of begging for old series’ to get resurrected or remade, we beg for companies to make new games with things we’ve never seen before?

I see these people all the time and I just don’t understand how they drive - How can they possibly accelerate so slowly with that much power on tap. Boggles the mind.

While I love me some AMG, I always laugh when i see one because 90% are driven by rich people who have no need or want for 500+ horsepower but they want the “AMG”.

This is SO true in Southern California.

can I nominate the “In Loving Memory” rear window decals? or is that too harsh?

What makes you think the FMIC on that STI is fake?

There are people out there that defend Donald Trump...

The fourth flip is also the hardest part for me when making a grilled cheese. By then I just really want to eat it.

This is what high beams are for....and mine get a workout for exactly this reason.

Not to victim blame, but “Watch an idiot stand at the outside of a corner during an illegal drift ‘race’” would have been just as accurate of a headline.

Every article I read about the Toyobaru twins makes me want one even more. Sadly, we have other financial obligations that take priority and with each article my sense of dread that I will miss out on getting one grows ever larger.

I wonder if someone would buy it anyway with the idea of installing a dildo to run off the fuse box? And then it can make the Jalopnik news cycle again with a bunch of people claiming it’s fake.

Dear Doug,

So basically the entire thing was set off by the stewards not letting her get some hot food? Screw them, the autistic girl can’t control her emotions, but the stewards can control theirs.

You, sir, are way too afraid of unemployment. You need to start hunting for a new job whenever you can... Even if it means doing something non-game-development and downgrading game development to a hobby until you’re feeling passionate again.

And regarding getting “fired”, I’m sure if you looked into it, there are…

You tend to just “get the job done” in that mode as well. You start cutting corners and making compromises and they usually turn out messy.

Whoa whoa whoa... debadging improves the look of pretty much everything from cars to shirts to refrigerators. LET THE DEBATE BEGIN.