hahahaha exactly!! Then he'll finish the race in last place, do totally unnecessary damage to his car and make his "team" work all night to repair it, brag about how he killed it in qualifying, blame the crash on someone else, and somehow take the spotlight off the actual winner.

The Fiat 500 Abarth has a great sounding 4 cylinder

Something tells me that will be a very, very expensive extra 30 horsepower..

Farewell, Mythic. I hope everyone realizes that regardless of how they felt about their games, this is a company full of people and those people have all just gotten a huge shock. If you've ever been laid off before, you know the feeling.

Who the fuck still shops at Abercrombie and Fitch?

2.) I Got A Ferrari And You Don't

my childhood bedroom was higher res than this.

where was this deal 4 days ago :( :(

I have never found Maya Rudolph to be funny. Not even once. She single-handedly brought down Up All Night. When she hosted SNL a while back, every one of her lines left me feeling awkwardly silent. I didn't watch SNL when she was a cast member, but I've seen many re-runs, and her lines always fall flat.

So wait, he now has half of what he had going in? I think my ex-wife invented that trick.

Juliette Binoche is awesome.

We shouldn't be giving this any more attention than we have.

Aint? Is anyone taking THIS guy serious?

Um, this might sound horrible but I'll throw it out there...I'll sometimes find realistic porn a turn on. That is, situations that I could easily see myself in turn me on. Generally speaking, I can probably sleep with larger women easier than skinnier women. So, it's not that I find larger women more attractive but…

Louie hit this one on the head. I've dated a lot of heavier girls and I've definitely felt the judgement from other men. The problem isn't that men don't like big girls; it's that men don't like the way other men look at them when they're with big girls. It's a societal issue that Louis illustrates flawlessly. It's…

I don't smoke. I hardly ever drink. I don't do drugs. I like food. Food is delicious. Could I stand to lose at least 50 pounds? Probably. But I don't have horrible mental health issues and I do not have an inability to take care of myself.

Very few things scream "first world problems" like getting on the internet and whining about other first world problems.

I just watched that video after reading your comment and thank you so goddamn much.

No self-respecting Jordan fan will ever 'jump ship'...when the Bulls struggled in the early years of MJ's career, he didn't disappoint the fans by 'a-taking his talents' elsewhere. He never disappeared in the fourth quarter. He was always better in the playoffs than he was in the regular season.

@Sukie: Saddly, most of the time the photoshoppers are not the ones to blame. They have the expert hands, but when they pass them to the higher up directors, it's them who say, shave off MORE! *I work in a graphics dept. ;)