Damn look at those dirty seats. I think she beat off in them.

The only thing I share with this 90lb Asian woman, is my extreme gluttony for Ramen.

My human body is less than amazing. Asshole body gains weight from simply watching HER eat this food.

I ONLY masturbate on new car seats, in the clear.

True. Most shat is green.

First world problems.

I’ve masturbated three times since I’ve read this post.

wait,what?

my spouse/gf doesnt even know what a destroyer is. LUCKY!!!

Sometimes you are enjoying some cheeseburgers, trying to drown out your kid screaming in the back because you turned off the Frozen cd, then boom she shits. In a frantic struggle, you reach for whatever there is, the fast food bags. You then toss in those dirty dipes, AND the rest of your lunch because yea, ruined.…

Looks slow off the line, which in turn would most likely lose to all non track lineups that typically go from a dig until about 60-70 then let off.

SR needs to mind her fuckin business.

Exactly, I’m in the same bought with modified exhaust, etc. It’s rediculous :/

Aftermarket header on a 2002 model vehicle, OMG nooooo!! NO exhaust on a 65 work truck spewing EVERYTHING into the air, NO PROBLEM!!

Yea, not funny. Lets hope you never have a child with Autism and/or sensory disorders. People like you are the reason people lose faith in humanity. Congrats.

This looks more related to Shadow of Colossus, or Indiana Jones, than Zelda? STILL doesn’t make it not cool, just saying.

“How the fuck did someone so stupid get a job in the first place?”

I agree, the same with the news. They will report “weaknesses” and def give evil people ideas and insight on what to do/avoid.

Their arms are crossed because they are cold.

Thanks :)