and the Lord Jesus spoke: “ye, if thou hast a rockin bod, make yon ducats on the site only for fans, my child! dolla, dolla bills, ye all!”

Did something happen to the Waynes that involved a gun? I feel like this hasn’t really been addressed in any of the comics, movies, cartoons, or TV shows.

Stahp, lol.

Seal’s her babydaddy, so she’s black by injection.

“When someone in Hollywoo says “fuck” to someone else, they, and the writers, want that sentiment to land.”

If watching the anti-aircraft fire burning into the night before the eyes of children orphaned by the Nazi isn’t enough for you to take this movie seriously than you missed the point. I know people who had their families murdered by the SS and you dishonor those memories by turning a serious film into clickbait.

I mean this with all respect and no snark intended: Stop calling it Megxit.

Alison Pill looks like Ellen Page playing Sarah Paulson in a TV movie.

I am replying to myself and my own article to let the record show that I am not racist since I wear white after Labor Day.

Yep, I saw the sketch LOL. It did incorporate that one concept of white women calling the manager that has been a running joke for years. So wait ... you mean the same concept CAN’T be done over and over again in Hollywood? HWHAT??? O_O

I mean Them was technically done by SNL a few weeks ago. They did the sketch the Impossible Hulk. I mean the term “Heathered” is inspired but I think The Beckford or Tylered might be more appropriate. Oh the traumatic event could be the time they had to share something with someone non white or participate in a…

Emma Stone reprises her role as Billy Jean King. Benedict Cumberbatch as John Lennon. Mary J. Blige as Patty LeBelle. Joseph Fiennes as Pete Townsend. And Rod Stewart as Rod Stewart, because he always looks the same even after almost four decades!

Is hollywood attempting to create a shared cinematic universe of flamboyant 70s rock stars? Will we get a crossover cameo from Rami Malek at the end of this one? Is it all leading up to a Live Aid movie?

I maintain that Control is the one good biopic about a dude in rock (Ian Curtis, Joy Division).

He is the one you send to kill the ****ing boogeyman...

Shit, we didn’t get Spider Man or Dunkirk; we got some King Arthur movie made by Guy Ritchie and the movie where a kid born on Mars somehow gets back to Earth so he can get laid--uh, Space Between Us I think it’s called.

That was the second Death Star

Actually I think that was for the second Death Star plans, not the first.

Hey Evan,