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God I hope so

“I’m gonna call the cops! I’ll tell them you hit me!” the woman screamed, sitting on the grass and pointing at her ex. “I’ll tell them you beat me up. They’ll get your ass.”

“Calling the police is the epitome of escalation, and calling the police on black people for noncrimes is a step away from asking for a tax-funded beatdown, if not an execution.”

Seriously, we’d be so much better off if the entirety of the WH press corps was replaced by the Parkland kids.

Nobody in the goddamned room will challenge anything they say because they don’t want to be sent to their rooms like a pouty teenager.

Great job, CNN, just allowing her bald-faced lie to go unchallenged in your goddamn census tweet.

LOL. I like that “telling lies and talking about porn stars” is now on Sanders’ CV. Keep it up press corps.

Time to step up Twitch and prove that your new Guidelines are more than just pretty words on paper.

Great scoop.

I was gonna be seriously pissed if this article had more than one word in it.

It’s the “45” on his cuffs that is really just too much for me... Can we please just convince him to be part of the dummy payload on the next Falcon Heavy launch?

I like to believe that there was a time I would have assumed this was photoshopped, because the president clearly wouldn’t have notes like this. But that was so long ago...

I’ll give him a pass on the first two, but “I hear you,” FFS.

‘45' on his cuff; helps him remember he’s the 45th President.

So would the VP.

I mean Rippon is a really pretty young man...

“I said, ‘If he exits the house without coming into this room, I’m gonna give him a pass. But if he comes into this room. I’m not going to give him a pass,’” he said.

DeVoe is a jerk

America: more willing to believe a black man broke a rule than that a white man made a mistake.

This is the one of the best fucking hashtags, ever. Man, when black folks want to, we can be outstanding.