Brussels sprouts can be good or bad depending on the method of preparation - exactly like every single other food item on earth. To declare an entire item of food is bad without context comes across as childish.

he didn’t want the controversy that follows him to be a distraction from the performances of the actresses

Presenting the award for Best Actress is last year’s Best Actor winner, Casey Affleck

The real issue is how low Wanda Sykes got paid. Now that’s ridiculous.

She is perhaps the most delightful person in existence. For anyone else, that sloth story on Ellen would’ve been a hard eyeroll, but with her you just feel glad someone made her happy.

Every single stillframe of this film that features that bear, looks like an unsettling prelude to a murder. I am not joking. He seems to be holding a tangerine in one hand, but god only knows what in his other. (I’m leaning towards a knife.) Why is Paddington bear so intense looking?

My favorite thing about The Good Place’s twitter is that they only follow two other accounts: The Jacksonville Jaguars and Blake Bortles.

That was good, but the best Jason moment from this episode, hands-down, was him attempting to follow through on the knock-knock joke.

I’m convinced Schur has doubled down on the Jaguars jokes just because they’re actually competent this year and that makes it all the funnier.

“I never thought I’d be the one to say it, but this is getting out of hand. I think we gotta go to the cops.”

I’ve never been happier to see someone get cocaine!

I felt weirdly overjoyed for Mindy. She’s been consistently honest and helpful this whole time even though it doesn’t matter to her. Cocaine and warm Stella for everyone.

NBC has the Super Bowl this year. I hope the Jags somehow make it and they air a very Bortles-heavy Good Place afterward.

The fact that Michael was just whispering ‘something something Vicki something something” over and over again killed me.

...Jason?

This is one episode where the half-hour format hurts a little, it felt like it could have used a bit more room for everything. But then I binged through everything leading up to it so this is the first time watching just one episode. 

SURPRISE, FORKERS, THE JAGS ARE ACTUALLY REALLY FUN TO WATCH AND BORTLES IS SHOCKINGLY COMPETENT THIS YEAR AND I GENUINELY HOPE THEY MAKE IT THROUGH THE WILD CARD ROUND BC THEIR GAMES ARE DECIDEDLY ENJOYABLE

I’m so happy for Mindy St. Clair!

Not just Derek.

Why would anyone do that?