Using his own logic against him, then if he is not a billionaire in the next 10 years, it’s his own fault. Seeing as it was so easy for him to increase his net worth by 1,000 times, he should be able to easily do it all over again.

What is it with Bitcoin millionaires being so insufferable? Maybe it’s that they know it’s not real money unless people invest real dollars. Once it happens they can all sell and be real rather than virtual millionaires.

I’ve never wanted Bitcoin to crash until this very moment.

“You’ve gotta be in it to win it!” shouts local lottery winner.

Remarkably stupid comment, thank you.

Some Minnesota teachers have recently tied their stalled negotiations and decrease in school funding to local tax breaks for corporations.

And rightly so.

I am the first to admit my 5 year old son can be annoying as fuck. He’s also 5 and probably doesn’t deserve to be insulted — and being called an annoying fuck is, in fact, an insult — by a grown man broadcasting to thousands of people.

Ummm ok? It’s still incredibly inappropriate for someone with no relationship to said child to call them a “pissant” on a regional radio station.

Brussels sprouts can be good or bad depending on the method of preparation - exactly like every single other food item on earth. To declare an entire item of food is bad without context comes across as childish.

he didn’t want the controversy that follows him to be a distraction from the performances of the actresses

Presenting the award for Best Actress is last year’s Best Actor winner, Casey Affleck

The real issue is how low Wanda Sykes got paid. Now that’s ridiculous.

She is perhaps the most delightful person in existence. For anyone else, that sloth story on Ellen would’ve been a hard eyeroll, but with her you just feel glad someone made her happy.

Every single stillframe of this film that features that bear, looks like an unsettling prelude to a murder. I am not joking. He seems to be holding a tangerine in one hand, but god only knows what in his other. (I’m leaning towards a knife.) Why is Paddington bear so intense looking?

You mean the surprisingly smart guy that helped save the auto industry because he had support and help in turning his ideas into policy? That guy?

My favorite thing about The Good Place’s twitter is that they only follow two other accounts: The Jacksonville Jaguars and Blake Bortles.

That was good, but the best Jason moment from this episode, hands-down, was him attempting to follow through on the knock-knock joke.

“I never thought I’d be the one to say it, but this is getting out of hand. I think we gotta go to the cops.”

The fact that Michael was just whispering ‘something something Vicki something something” over and over again killed me.

This is one episode where the half-hour format hurts a little, it felt like it could have used a bit more room for everything. But then I binged through everything leading up to it so this is the first time watching just one episode.